24. All the Celebrity Cults: Today, we dive back into some scary stories--but not before reminiscing about creepy mall kiosks, regrettable reality shows, and just exactly what Jared Leto is doing on that island. Aired April 4, 2020.
23. All the Funemployment: Part 1: Gather your recommendations and spruce up that LinkedIn, because today, Jen + Lillian take you through part 1 of their questionable, colorful, uh... essentially shady-as-hell job history. Y'all, we are not messing around. There's scams, there's cults, there's falconry. Also: this is 100% why we are self-employed. Aired April 2, 2020.
22. All the Bleached Mullets: Today, Lillian gives Jen a Dollop and tells her all about the most batshit docuseries on earth: TIGER KING. Aired April 1, 2020.
21. All the Hidey Holes:
Today, we let you in on some of our most thrilling childhood secrets--from running away, to '70s porn, to wicked oral fixations. Aired March 31, 2020.
20. All the Magic Ladies: Today, we harken back to what we dreamed of becoming when we grew up: supercool shark scientists, non-pretentious puppeteers, and lady ringmasters. Aired March 29, 2020.
19. All the Bumps in the Night: Today we return to scary stories from the internet! From the supernatural to the supremely creepy, you all seem to like these as much as we do. (And if you're looking for our regular content--check out yesterday's episode!) Aired March 27, 2020.
18. All the Band Buses: Head to the back and forget your seat belt--today, we take you on some of our most memorable mandated trips! From Broadway disasters, to Disney World fails, to being abandoned abroad: we definitely need a chaperone. Aired March 26, 2020.
17. All the Wild Things: Our pets seem to be making out like gangbusters in this quarantine. So today, we tell you a little about the most memorable 4-legged companions of our lives. From Lillian's land bat to Jen's cabal of hamster aerialists, we remember our snuggliest and weirdest furry friends. Aired March 25, 2020.
16. Our Favorite Murders: Today, we channel our inner Karen and Georgia and swap hometown murders. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--another normal episode is releasing on Thursday!) Aired March 24, 2020.
15. All the Sketchy Fuckers: Today, we read you some more of the scariest shit we've ever heard. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--another normal episode is releases every Thursday!) Aired March 22, 2020.
14. All the Erotic Friend Fiction: Today, we read you some of our original works, in all their adolescent, angsty, earnest, super-weird glory. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--another normal episode releases every Thursday!) Aired March 21, 2020.
13. All the Polio: Today, we discuss germophobia (or lack thereof), too much Benadryl, and wax rhapsodic on Munschausen syndrome--followed by an interview with Lauren Milberger, co-host of FYI: The Murphy Brown Podcast and The FordCast. Aired March 20, 2020.
12. All the Teenage Dirtbags: Part 2: Here at All the Fucks, we know--all too well--that everybody fucks up. (Especially us.) In this two-parter, Jen + Lillian explore the pure adrenaline of shoplifting, gossiping, compulsive lying, pilfering, skinny dipping, trespassing, kidnapping--—just kidding! (Maybe.) Aired March 19, 2020.
11. All the Crawlspaces: Today, we read you some more of the scariest shit we've ever heard. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--another normal episode is releasing tomorrow and every Thursday!) Aired March 18, 2020.
10. All the Creepypasta: Today, we read you some of the scariest shit we've ever heard. (And if you just want our regular programming, don't fret--normal episodes will still release every Thursday!) Aired March 17, 2020.
9. All the Teenage Dirtbags: Part 1: Here at All the Fucks, we know--all too well--that everybody fucks up. (Especially us.) Jen + Lillian explore the pure adrenaline of shoplifting, gossiping, compulsive lying, pilfering, skinny dipping, trespassing, kidnapping--—just kidding! (Maybe.) Aired March 12, 2020.
8. All the Forensics Freaks: Part 2: Welcome back to All the Forensics Freaks! It starts weird, and it just gets weirder: Jen + Lillian you a glimpse into their strangest, nerdiest, most formative hobbies. You'll be introduced to the wild world of forensics, the Future Farmers of America, whatever 'Quiz Bowl' actually means... and the seedy underbelly of working at Busch Gardens. Aired March 5, 2020.
7. All the Forensics Freaks: Part 1: It starts weird, and it just gets weirder: Jen + Lillian you a glimpse into their strangest, nerdiest, most formative hobbies. Over the next 2 weeks, you'll be introduced to the wild world of forensics, the Future Farmers of America, whatever 'Quiz Bowl' actually means... and the seedy underbelly of working at Busch Gardens. Aired February 27, 2020.
6. All the Dog-Eared Erotica: When you're a weird, roly-poly, loner kid, you get creative with entertaining yourself. For Jen + Lillian, that meant tattered paperbacks of WEETZIE BAT, a clamshell VHS of LABYRINTH... and endless low-key erotica. So come dive under the blankets with us and don't forget your flashlight! Aired February 20th, 2020.
5. All the Tragic Valentines: What would pie-eyed, saccharine Valentine's Day be without gutwrenching stories of doomed love? Snuggle up with a pint of Ben + Jerry's, because you're about to hear our hearts go pitter-splat. First crushes and grand romantic gestures and barking up the wrong tree... oh my. Aired February 13th, 2020.
4. All the Indigo Girls: Spray on that Skin-So-Soft and grab your Super Soaker, because this week, your intrepid hosts are piling in the station wagon and going back to summer camp! We remember sweltering crushes, reckless Wet Hot American Summers, and our greatest nemesis: chub rub. Break out your mess kits--you'll need 'em. Aired February 6th, 2020.
3. All the Sad Away Messages: Fire up that free AOL CD from 1996 that came in the mail, because it's time for your intrepid hosts to dive into the cringey, facepalmy days of early internet: Yahoo! chatrooms, Geocities fails, and racy ASCII email forwards. So, what do you say--A/S/L? ;-* Aired January 30, 2020.
2. All The Childhood Neuroses: We hug your ears for a reason, here at All The Fucks—we come from some batshit childhoods. Both outgoing weirdos from the middle of nowhere, Jen + Lillian explore how growing up as the ostracized outsider creates a vivid inner life (and a heart too big for its body). Aired January 23. 2020.
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1. Every Last Fuck: Hey there! Thanks for letting us hug your ears here at All The Fucks. We're a little bit comedy, a little bit storytelling, as we (and sometimes a guest) dive into the most vulnerable, big-hearted, cringe-worthy moments of our lives. Aired January 16, 2020.
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Coming Soon: mortifying, heartwrenching tales that will have you wondering how on earth we've survived this long. All the Fucks is a celebration of earnestness, vulnerability, and caring far too much. Hosted by actress Jen Ponton and burlesque artist Lillian Bustle. Aired January 13, 2020.